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For someone special..............

Few years back, before I don't had message pack, I used to raise a question- “Though friends meet daily, and when cellphones are available, how can people chat killing most of their time??”. After some days, i also have message pack and I started chatting with my friends. I never thought of my killing time question again. My initial chatting days were really tough as I used to multichating with rapid speed. The first thing I felt was “it provides good exercise to fingers”. Also, it keeps your mind fresh provided you use limited version of chatting. Chatting is the best way to share. I feel the best time to chat is during college days. No matter how meaningless the topic is.. it always provides excitement and fun when discussed. It makes you share about yourself which tongue cannot share. It can be used to discuss about many things like friends, movies, old memories, news, gossips and sometimes subject topics, of course we rarely go with the last one. No doubt after chatt

two stones.. and a fire.. .

Most of the happenings in life are never expected. They may bring in happiness or unhappiness. But people often give much importance to unhappiness. I agree that tough times degrade a person. But if we observe the last phrase again, we can find an answer that “it is just time”. Time moves on. Remember, neither happiness nor sorrows stays forever. When you fall at any instant of life, your family or friends will definitely give their hand to make you stand again. But it is your dreams or goals which gives back your strength to move again. You may or may not achieve your dreams, but as far as I feel dreaming is always good as it keeps your life on moving track. There is no meaning in going through life without a destination, and it is dreams which play a role of destination. Once you make a dream, you'll definitely enjoy the journey towards your dream and enjoying the journey is what we call or what we should call- “living life”. Obstacles are placed in the path of your life, no

What to do when your C++ memory underruns..

While playing with Pointers, the worst fears of any programmer are underruns and overflows.... But there is a very elegant solution to memory exhaustion in C++, wont provide you more memory but will at-least ensure that this exception is well handled..Here is the way out.. Suppose that your new operator used for creating new objects in the memory runs out of free memory so what to do then? C++ has an internal function pointer called the _new_handler. Usually it contains a NULL which is returned by new operator when it fails to allocate memory for the requested object. Now there is another special construct called the set_new_handler ( ) that lets you set the _new_handler to point to a user defined function which will be called in-case the new operator fails to allocate the memory. So that particular function will be called when such a case occurs. Here is a code snippet to explain better: void main( ) { void outpfMemory( ); set_new_handler(outofMemory); char *pointer =

Biharri License Test

DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason. 1. Last name: (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no (Check karet box) 2. phust name: (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no (Check karet box) 3. Age: (_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no (Check karet box) 4. Sex: ____ M _____(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable 5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right 6.Occupason: (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed (Check karet box) 7. Number of children libing in the household: ___ 8. Number that are yourj: ___ 9. Mather name: _______________________ 10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leabe blank) 11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended) 12. Your t

Shadi AaJ Kal

No 1# Shadi Kal: Selection or rejection of boy/girl was based on their photo given for marriage proposal. Shadi Aaj: Selection or rejection of boy/girl is not based on just their photo. As with the help of new software any one can look awesome in photo. (Now a day’s even swami ji says that the video is morphed :), then what’s there in a photo :P) No 2# Shadi Kal: First face to face meeting of boy and girl was in their mandap at the time of wedding. Shadi Aaj: Boy and girl can’t even think of marriage without meeting in person. No 3# Shadi Kal: No dating, orkut, facebook, email, Gmail, chatting, tweeting, texting, and phone calls before marriage. Shadi Aaj: dating, orkut, facebook, email, Gmail, chatting, tweeting, texting, and phone calls continue for 2 to 3 week, as a process of data collection which will help in decision making. No 4# Shadi Kal: Girl should cook very well. She should be master in all homely work. Shadi Aaj: Girl should earn very well. She shou

Wealth and Success comes free with LOVE. A Little Story

Wealth and Success comes free with LOVE. A Little Story A wonderful story A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat." "Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she replied. "He's out." "Then we cannot come in", they replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!" The woman went out and invited the men in" "We do not go into a House together," they replied. "Why is that?" she asked. One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with y

Swiss Bank and Black Money

"Congress ridicules Baba Ramdev for hiding in women's dress to escape from the police, while Ramdev says he's not ashamed for his action. Midday cartoon"

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Past is not important (some good lines)

Dare to implement in life !!!!!!! My Favorites lines are 1 , 2, 3, , 7 and 8 1- Do you know why a car's windshield is so large & the rearview mirror is so small? Because our PASTis not as important as your FUTURE. Look Ahead and Move on. 2-Friendship is like a Book. It takes years to write but few seconds to burn. 3- All things in life are Temporary. If going well, enjoy it, they will not last forever. If going wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either. 4- Old Friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamond! If you get a Diamond, don't forget the Gold! Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a Base of Gold! 5- Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, "Relax, it's just a bend, not the end! 6-When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in His abilities. When GOD doesn't solve your problems He has faith in your abilities. 7- A blind man asked a wise person: "Can there be anyt

The Top 50 Secrets of highly Successful People in the World

Everyone of looking for success and most of us are running behind the real success in life. I also want to do the things that brings happiness to me and people surrounded by me. Today i would like to share the Top 50 Tips to be a Successful in Life. Everyone among us want to be Successful like Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, billionaire, Bill Gates and more.. As you all know that there are only 5% successful people in the world. This means that only one person in Twenty is capable to achieves success in life. I am not saying all this, infact this is a result of a recent research. And you also know that highly successful people are not born that way. Microsoft Chairman and Chief Software Architect Bill Gates delivers the keynote address to the Microsoft Professional Developers Conference October 23, 2001 in Los Angeles. During has speech, Gates discussed various aspects of the new ‘XML’ technology and the Windows XP operating system, to be formally unveiled October 25 in New Yo